diary of a breakup

yay for all the couples!

molls:

deliriousmuch:

Shoot me.

THAT RIGHT THERE IS THE PROBLEM! STOP IT! STOP IT! MY 23 YEAR OLD SELF IS YELLING AT YOU TO STOP IT!

Just chill. Get really busy. Stop wanting or needing a boyfriend. Spend less time showering and doing make up, even if you already only shower 4 times a week and just wear mascara. I have never dated anyone worth dating unless it was inconvenient for me because I had so much of my own shit going on.

And also? Being single is fucking FUNBALLS. Like, you don’t have to call anyone and be like “Yes, I had fun at the bar. No, I didn’t talk to any guys. Yes, I love you. Yes, I’ll call you tomorrow.” Not having to report the deets to anyone is pretty great, so enjoy it more so you can have a boyfriend. Trust me, it’s more logical than it sounds.